Friday, January 26, 2007

hello my name is

So my first very special entry is being scribed in the South Beach public library. The facility is pretty cush really: wireless network, cafe, and an outdoor fountain area for cellphone chit-chat. The courtyard is appropriately lush and tropical albeit in an institutional way. I think from now on I will sunbathe only at the public library. I will put on my cashmere jockstrap, oil myself, spread my fluffy beach towel out and catch some rays. When they ask me to leave I'll picket out front with a sign that says, 'SUNBATHING IS NOT A CRIME.'

As you can see I'm feeling rather politicized what with Hillary's vid chat and all.

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